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User:petulans (767601)
Perverted, plagiarizing, p43d0p|-|i1i( Potter pornographer bastard!*
Name:I feel like a pig shat in my head
Website:Nasalley : Fandom Relief
Location:RL Exile., United Kingdom
Birthdate:1983-09-13
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How about "Mad, bad and dangerous to know"? Oh, no, Lord Byron has that bio, doesn't he? Oh well, in that case you'll have to put up with the one a friend of mine posted on his web-site a while back :

Greg

AKA : The Devil Incarnate, Flasher, Oh no it's him
Anagrams : gerg? regg? Look I haven't got much to work with here
Natural habitat : Thigh-land
Commonly Found : Hell, dark places and shit holes
Commentary : No one can tell you what Greg is, you have to see it for yourself.
An insane, raving loony whose bad taste and incomprehensible psycho babble is only matched by his demented fondness for evil. A conversation with him can take you on a vile, morphine fuelled vomit ridden trip to the gates of damnation itself. Yep, a good friend indeed.
Quotes : "Once the cat and buttered toast have reached an equilibrium..."
"Thus the pattern can be extended into infinity with at least one man's head positioned next to any other man's crotch"

The gates of damnation itself


* Ps. Journal title comes from a fabulous Fandom_Wank description of Harry Potter fandomers and has been strategically "edited" due to LiveJournal/SixApart's lawyers being moronic, incompetent, feckless wimps deserving of ridicule.


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